ringlord Dating Profile
You've been bad! Bend over and expose your bottom...
Man seeking woman for laughs, good food and ass worship (yours, not mine). Educated, employed, attractive, single, healthy, humorous, understanding, patient, well spoken, clean, adventurous...I enjoy the city or the country but I could do without all those suburbs in between. I like watersports, people-watching and browsing thrift and hardware stores (I dunno why I'm fascinated by hardware).I don't like sit-coms cuz they're not funny, I don't like reality shows because my own life is more fun and more real. I like strange films and educational programming I'm much more interested in learning what ancient forms of life are thought to have given rise to humans than what Jay-Lo had for lunch or what Tom Cruise wore to the Oscars.I listen to a wide variety of music and I play guitar, sometimes with a band, other times with myself (hehe).