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You may be wondering what is the most useful word in the English language?.. Well, we finally figured it out.It's shit. That's right, shit.. we're not joking here (pun intended)!sh*tmay just be one of the most functional word in the English language.Consider these few facts:On any one day, you can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have sh*tfor brains.If you put some effort into it, you can get your sh*ttogether, figure out a place for all your shit, or be asked to sh*tor get off the pot.You can smoke shit, sell shit, buy shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, pick up shit, order shit, listen to shit, and smell like shit.There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.You can throw shit, catch shit, sling shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the sh*thits the fan.You can give a shit, take a shit, or serve sh*ton a shingle.You can find yourself in deep sh*tor be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.You can feel like shit, listen to music that sounds like shit, and your things can even look shitty.You can have tons of shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, the best shit, or the coolest shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up sh*tcreek without a paddle.When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit.. we really couldn't give a bigger sh*tanyway!

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